J@sOn's Br@!N

There's A Teddy Bear Inside Each & Every One Of Us!

2009-08-09T16:22:00.002-04:00

Got tons of home work to be done. The life of an underachiever is always so interesting.
I don't even think people still read this blog lol. Thinking about closing the final chapter of my Br@!N. I mean, i've posted basically everything that i've been thru in the last year and a half on here. You guys have been with me thru my ups & downs, you've seen me drink myself to unconsciousness, you've seen me toggle thru women, so what else is there to talk about anymore? I've placed all of my underachievements onto the table for you all to see. We all have teddy bears inside of us, it's just that some of us are more willing than others to reveal our true teddy bears to the world to see. Since i've revealed my inner teddy bear to you all, now theres really nothing left for me to share. I'd love to share the demons that posses me, but honestly, I don't think anyone needs to see that. So with that said- I think it's safe to say that Jason's Br@!n is on it's course of self destruction.

I Love College

2009-08-09T10:31:00.013-04:00

Only thing I love more than college, is beer and boobs. Also did some promoting for our upcoming cd- "Build A Bear Mixtape Vol 1" coming sooner than you expect...bitch.

Nothing Exciting Happened =(

2009-07-25T13:47:00.006-04:00

Always warm my heart when my niece draws on my pics!

Sorry for the lack of posting, but nothing too exciting has been happening in my life lately. I've been attending school, which takes up 90% of my life at the moment, but don't worry folks, as soon as the juicy stuff happens you'll be the first to know!

What's Life- Episode #1

2009-07-19T10:58:00.004-04:00

Me and Lisa

DA

Max

Chester French!

Qtip, after the stage dive lol

Eat My Teddy Bear Ass Bitch

2009-06-30T23:43:00.003-04:00

So someone texted me today- And I quote- "The five worst infirmities that afflict the female are indocility, discontent, slander, jealousy and of course Jayson Bronson" Such wonderful friends I have. If I wasn't an intelligent person, i'd find this very amusing.

Anyways- Got me two tickets for the Macy's Fireworks show on Saturday! it's gonna be broadcasted on TV so look out for me lol.

I've been on a lil diet the last 2 days (a beer diet of course). Tryna shed a few pounds I gained this year. Def need my 6 pack back before the summer ends. Well off to have another sip! peaceeee

What's Life If I Can't Get Drunk?

2009-06-30T23:07:00.008-04:00

Few Pics from last week! Melody and her friend gave me a very pleasant surprise lol. Got alot more pics but just uploaded a couple!

Cute Ass Melody & This Nigga DJ Scratch. It's funny as hell seeing this dude smile in a pic. Seein him smile is like finding hair fragments on Tupac's head (impossible)

Morgan. She sexy!

Looks Like I'm getting a lapdance from Alexis lol

Dwayne, Melody's cute ass And Morgan

This Guy Gets The Party Started!!!

2009-06-27T15:59:00.001-04:00

Lmaooooo Please watch all 3 minutes of this video! This guy just saved this party. It started off lame as fuck, but it just took 1 crazy guy to get it poppin!

Happy Birthday!

2009-06-26T15:47:00.007-04:00

Wanna say happy birthday to my homegurl Caity, hope u have a good day! We shall party again whenever I make my way back to Bloomfield lol.
P.S- I just realized that my bro is standing in the background of this pic lol
P.S- why are people going on and on about the Micheal Jackson death? Why can't people just say R.I.P and move on with their lives? If you die, you think Mike would give 2 shits? People are so over dramatical. Save all that energy for when someone in ur own family or a close friend dies (they'll be the only ones giving a fuck about you when u kick the bucket)

Oh Yea Before I Go!

2009-06-20T13:47:00.004-04:00

My cousin Dj Scratch (aka Dwayne) sent me this on Thursday when he did a Dj gig at Stone Street Tavern, sorry I posted it so late. Looks like you had fun tho! I'ma join u next time bro! Now I must go eat!

M.F.C You Dumb Hoe!

2009-06-20T12:54:00.002-04:00

Thanks for all the love you guys have been giving the site since it launched. Keep those middle finger pics coming! Send em to Loves_hair_down_there@yahoo.com! Been kinda busy preparing for school and finishing off my mixtape, but i'll update it whenever I can. Peaceeeee

Good News Bad News

2009-06-20T12:39:00.004-04:00

Well the Bad News is- Her friend caught me kissing her with the help of night vision. Good news is- she can go tell all her other friends that she made out with Jayson Bronson.

On a lighter note- Wanna say happy Father's Day to all the dads out there, especially to my pops. I was fortunate to have him in my life for 21 years until God recruited him to serve in Heaven's Army. To all the people out there with dead beat dads, don't let that stop you from wishing someone else happy father's day. I'm sure there's a male in your life that serves as a father figure, whether it's your teacher, or neighbor or anyone that treats you the way a real father would. Don't be afraid to acknowledge that person. Hmm...all this positive talk is making me hungry. Must support my eating disorder at once!

May I Waste 50 Seconds Of Your Life?

2009-06-09T10:18:00.004-04:00

The "Fuck You Song" (With Lyrics) Dedicated to all of you that waste precious minutes of your life reading this bullshit ass blog. Thank you.

Hey Bitch!

2009-06-08T23:53:00.005-04:00

You know what I love? I love those gurls that go on the train and they sit and cross their legs and they pull out a book and start reading it. I find that so sexy. Oh yea I also love those girls that ride their bikes in the summer time! BTW...i'm not referring to any hood rat chicks.
Anyways, finally finished my financial aid shit. Looks like i'll be in debt for the rest of my fuckin life.
I feel like pullin a Kurt Cobain, someone pass me a shot gun so I could blow my brains out.

Am I Wrong?

2009-06-03T20:46:00.003-04:00

Am I wrong for showing off infront of old people? For example- when I see an old person trying to do something, I always try to show off and do it better. Like when I see them struggling to walk up the stairs, i'd purposely run beside them. Or when I see them walking slowly down the street, i'd zoom past them then look back and smile. Am I wrong for showing off my youth? I feel guilty sometimes, but it's so much fun.

Friday Night- Saturday Night

2009-06-02T09:42:00.011-04:00

I am the Beer Pong Legend! You Dumb Hoe!

Dj Scratchy D aka Dwayne. Still waiting on this guy to host my mixtape smh

Blame it on the shots!

Chris gonna get 3 Build A Beer Mixtapes just for voting for Obama

Never touch a black man's Dog!

Me and Emily

Dwayne running towards the sunset...pause!

Hey! Nice Tits!

2009-05-29T10:39:00.005-04:00

Hello world! How is everyone? As for me...i'm Good like God with an extra O!

Gonna head to school to handle some financial aid bullshit. Ugh. I hate this process,I just wanna start school already. I'm actually pretty excited to go there. Seems like my kinda environment. It's definitely nothing like my last college. No long haired nappy dread wearing homo thugs go there! Can't wait to get started!

P.S- Why do girls get offended when I compliment them on their tits? I mean, if you're boobs are big as hell, and you're wearing a super small shirt, which makes ur boobies pop out like a cartoon character, then why are you offended if I say "hey nice tits!" It's obviously you want people to see them. So I don't get it. To me, saying "Hey nice tits!" is the same as saying "Hey nice shoes!"

Star Wars- Return Of The Bronson

2009-05-23T12:32:00.005-04:00

Damn, i almost forgot I got this blog lol. Thanks to those few people that still even read this shit.
Yooo, chicks be wildin out- real talk. It's like when we first met last year everything was cool, then shit just slowly faded away lol. like wtf? Am I missing something here? Like, just last month we were talkin, and everythin was good like God with an extra O, but now we hardly ever talk? The world is weird lol.
Anyways, life is too short to be dwelling over 1 vagina, when they're lots more hanging from the tree.
P.S- why do some girls squirt and some don't? It's like asking why did the chicken cross the street? Or why did Rudolph have a red nose? I shall never know the answer to these questions. Bout to pop in this Incubus cd and eat some chips before I head out! peaceeeeeee.

Infrared View Of Yesturday's Shuttle Launch!

2009-05-12T22:13:00.003-04:00

Before I die I want to witness a space shuttle launch. Its like one of the most mind blowing things ever. Let's say a prayer for those astronauts who are risking their lives to make living on earth a little better.

Sighs...I'm In Love! =)

2009-05-05T21:56:00.002-04:00

Yes folks...that's right...I'm officially in love! You're probably thinking (is he in love with himself?) Well duh i'm in love with myself, but thats another story. I'm talking about bf/gf kinda love! Today was a good day. Kaybizzle where u at???

Fuckin Dope!

2009-05-04T00:20:00.001-04:00

James Kuhn painted his face every day for a year.
This is what came out of it.

I'm Getting Fat Like OMG

2009-05-03T23:43:00.002-04:00

Sooooo. I'm extremely bored right now. And hungry. I think I gained like 10 pounds in the last 4 months. I need to lose it asap. When I usually gain weight, it goes to my face and belly lol. My face is kinda chubby right now. It sucks. Luckily theres a park right around the corner so I can go jog.

Kaybear where u at??

Oh How I Miss Bunda!

2009-04-26T10:10:00.007-04:00

Bunda= Booty in Portuguese for you illiterate people.

Anyways, another beautiful day In NYC. I love this kinda weather cause I can just throw on some shorts and a t-shirt and head out instead of trying to assemble a "real outfit". I'ma go grab some brunch with some white people I know out in SOHO, peaceeeeee.
P.S- Man everytime I see this pic I get sad cause I miss that place =( tear.

Silly Bronson...Tricks Are For Kids

2009-04-25T22:20:00.005-04:00

Just got back from my niece's bday party. So many milfs were there (just as I expected!). Everything turned out pretty well. Off to the bar to chill with the homies!

Lol she look so asian, still a lil cutie tho.

Shawty a pimp!

Alcohol Ruins Lives

2009-04-24T11:19:00.004-04:00

But at least I look good.
Anyways, It's Friday (Like you didn't know). Bout to go finish up my mixtape, then probably go check out an art exhibition in NYC (maybe buy a new painting for my naked walls...pause). I want a customized Bronson teddy bear. Even better, a teddy that sticks up a middle finger. I don't think the build-a-bear store do those. sighs

Well We Found Qua Bronson!

2009-04-24T00:51:00.002-04:00

So incase you've been looking for Qua Bronson, he's somewhere on the westcoast on his road trip. Looks like he's doing pretty well lol.

Bronson- The MILF Hunter.

2009-04-22T20:28:00.010-04:00

So i'm going shopping this weekend. Gotta find something to wear to my 2 year old niece's bday party. You're probably sitting there asking yourself "Why is he getting dressed up to go to a 2 year old's birthday party??" Well my tiny brain friend, kid parties mean 1 thing and 1 thing only...lots of moms will be there. So it's my job to make sure i'm well dressed so I can present myself to these Milfs/Cougars whatever you want to call them. I can't cook for shit, I need a woman to cook for me (and maybe pluck my eyebrows also) so going to this kid party is my best bet of finding me a Milf.
P.S- Man does Chuck Norris has some nice jeans! no homo.

New Photos Of The Planet Saturn!

2009-04-22T20:09:00.002-04:00

If you're an astronomy geek like myself, you'd know that the Cassini space shuttle that got permission to extend it's mission for another year, took some cool new photos of Saturn and a few of it's 46 moons. Check out the other photos! Click Here

First Ever MFC Video!

2009-04-21T00:16:00.004-04:00

Wanna thank Meagan (aka my Pirate buddy) for doing something the other MFC members didn't do (as yet lol), and that's making a middle finger video! P.S- Cool tattoo!

MFC from Fictitious Pirate on Vimeo.
Check out her blog! Click Here

Metro Aerobics

2009-04-20T17:49:00.004-04:00

So i'm in room listening to my John Lennon cd, when my niece comes in and says "listen to this" and then she puts her ear phones into my ear and hits the play button on her mp3. This bad ass song comes on and I immediately felt like exercising! Why didn't anyone tell that this band "MetroStation" made such great aerobics music?? All I need now is my speedos and a threadmil.

3 Questions 1 Bronson

2009-04-19T13:18:00.005-04:00

How come everyone is a "fashionista" and "model" these days?
Why do some girls have adams apples and some dont?
Why do some guys wear eye liner?
These are some questions I may never know the answer to.

Anyways. Apart from sucking penis, all of my ex gf's are like forming some kind of alliance against me lol. Like wtf. I'll make sure to address this situation on my mixtape, along with the other obstacles and whores I face on an everyday basis. It's nice outside tho. I'ma probably go check out my friends at Tom and Jerry's later tonight!

Deal Or No Deal

2009-04-16T10:26:00.002-04:00

SOrry I haven't been updating this shit in a minute. It's because I've been working on music and applying to school n shit, so nothing too exciting happened to me in the last couple days so i'll just post this so everyone knows i'm still alive.

P.S- I hate bringing up celebrities n shit like that on the blog, but certain stories make me wanna throw in my 2 cents. Why is everyone so upset at Jamie Foxx? So what if he talked shit about dat lil slutbucket. I donno if people are upset because she's 16, or whatever. But if she's old enough to grab a camera and take a bunch of slutty pics of herself, then I think she's old enough to handle those kinda jokes. And so what if he has a daughter her age. People are still gonna talk about his daughter regardless if he made those comments or not so it doesn't matter. Plus are we forgetting the fact that's he's a comedian? He's suppose to say rude obnoxious things, that's his job. That's what made him famous. So once again- what's the big deal?

Voted The Favorite Bronson!

2009-04-10T22:42:00.000-04:00

Sighs, gotta love friends that make you smile!

She Said She Wanna Lick The Wrapper...

2009-04-10T13:13:00.003-04:00

So I Let Her Lick The Wrapper!. Call me Weezy "F" Baby (FYI- "F" stands for Female)

Why is this nigga on every fuckin song? Why do girls find him attractive? These are some questions that I will never know the answer to.

Anyways- Good day in America! Any body heard about the captain dude that got held hostage by the pirates? I heard that nigga jumped in the water and tried to get away, but then his dumb ass got caught right afterwards. "He Fi Fo Fum, How Could He Be So Dumb?" You can't out run black people on land, wat makes you think you gonna out run us in water?

Build A Bear Mixtape Coming Soon...Real Soon

2009-04-09T10:41:00.003-04:00

Just wanna thank the few bloggers that said they would promote the download link to my mixtape for 1 month when it comes out. Appreciate that. You guys are contributing to my infatuation with teddy bears.

PS- Since the president is biracial...should we just be thankful that we have a black first lady?

Bronson Mobile LoL

2009-04-08T22:24:00.001-04:00

My homie made this Bronson "B Boy" car in Midnight Club LA! Goodlookin out fam.

Welcome To The Doll House

2009-04-08T10:00:00.004-04:00

So why is The president and his wife looking like a pair of movie stars? It's like, all the news programs are treating them like they're celebrities instead of politicians. I logged on to yahoo.com earlier and I see "Find out whats Obama's Must see tv shows" Like wtf? Niggaz can't get a fuckin job out here and these faggots are concerned about this man's favorite tv shows. What kinda peanut butter and jelly tunafish sandwitch bullshit is that?

The Cloud That Tried To Rain On My Parade

2009-04-04T12:00:00.004-04:00

So I'm sitting at a restaurant all by myself, and i'm sitting by the huge window so I could admire the beautiful day as I eat my Scallops(truffle chive potato puree, pea shoots and perigord black truffle vinaigrette), when all of a sudden this huge dark cloud comes outta nowhere and stands right infront of me, blocking my perfect view. Like wtf. This grease monkey saw me too, cause me and her made eye contact as she stood right in front of me. The only reason I could think of why she would do this, was because she found me attractive (obviously) and felt the need to display http://www.blogger.com/her booty to somehow get my attention. I just had to take a pic of this so the world could see what I have to go through on a regular basis smh. Luckily I got the waitress to get that huge black cloud that was lingering in front of the window to move away so I could continue to enjoy the perfect day.

My NYC Apartment Needs Furniture...Or Strip Pole

2009-04-01T21:32:00.003-04:00

So i'm about to move back into my apartment in NYC. Its been a while since i've been there but this suburban life is getting tiring. If this shit stays empty any longer, ima just install a strip pole in the middle of the living room so some kind young ladies can come over and make some extra money after work. Hey, times are hard!

Bear Naked Blues

2009-04-01T15:58:00.003-04:00

Today I was just flicking thru the channels on my tv. I have like over a 1000 channels, and couldn't find one thing interesting to watch. Like wtf. American tv is lame. Back in other countries they're so much good shit to watch on tv. I remember when I use to live in Brazil, all of their local channels were all uncensored shit. They have this show about police officers thats kinda like the American version of "Cops" but just more real. You'd see niggaz gettin popped in the head n shit lol And their game shows were crazy. Nothin but tits and ass everywhere. Sighs...I miss good television.

The Story Of Jayson & The High School Prom

2009-03-31T18:34:00.006-04:00

First off- Happy b-day to my homie Krystal... even tho you have permanent pms.

Prom is coming soon for alota high school kids. It's weird for me cause I never attended a prom. Back in high school me and this chick planned on going together and she bought tickets and rented the limo and everything. I didn't do shit financially (besides rent a tux) but she handled everything else. The night before prom, i went out, got wasted, came home like 6 in the morning and literally slept all day...yep I slept thru prom lol. The chick called my phone a million times and couldn't reach me. So she came to my house with the limo she rented to see if she could get me, and my mom told her I was sleeping. So yea she ended up going without me. I basically ruined her prom =( Crazy thing is, she still lives a few houses away from me and i run into her like all the time and she still doesn't talk to me. Her mom doesn't talk to me either (but who cares, she looks like a goomba from super mario brothers, so she doesn't count) But yea, the story of me not going to prom will forever be embedded into my brain for years to come. Sighs.

They Can't Stop Us!!!

2009-03-31T15:35:00.006-04:00

Check out my homegurl Chaveeo (aka Chavizona lol) Thanks for being a part of this great movement!!! P.S I Love how the nailpolish matches the text! Thats gangsta lol

check out her blog CLICK HERE!

Middle Finger Club Baby, It's A Movement!

2009-03-31T15:27:00.003-04:00

Another member! Meet my homie Nicki, thank you for joining! Lets keep the movement moving!!!

Check out her blog CLICK HERE!

Lets Go MFC!!!

2009-03-31T15:20:00.005-04:00

My homie Dre finally joined the crew! We moving strong in 09, over 20 members in 2 months! Lets keep it going!!!! Im hyper as hell, i just drank koolaid!!!

Listen Up

2009-03-29T17:55:00.008-04:00

GO NINJA GO NINJA GOOOO lol tell me that shit aint hot? I officially have the hottest blog song ever. Choke on that you slapnuts.

I donno whats better, seeing myself in the mirror, or eating these oven fresh cookies my neighbor brought over for me this morning. Sighs, shit like that dont happen in Brooklyn lol (no offence)

I got a pretty busy week next week. Since I got fired from my last job on the very first day, time to look for another one lol. I remember this old fucker I met on the train a long time ago said to me "It's better to be an hour late than 5 minutes late, because when your 5 minutes late they'll scream on you, but if ur an hour late they'll just thank God that you came in" so yesturday I took the old fucker's advice and I showed up an hour late and these niggaz looked at me like I was crazy. Instead of thanking God I showed up these dudes were like "sorry we gotta let you go, being this late is unacceptable". I shoulda took a piss on his ugly ass carpets and show him what's really unacceptable.

2009-03-28T21:05:00.006-04:00

I donno about you guys...but for some reason I wanna travel to Africa!

Well it's Earth Hour right now. I got my lights off, tv and everything else is off too....all i have is my laptop...and this Booty Talk Vol 3 Dvd...you do the math...

But aye, before I get my groove on, I wanna say the blog is gonna be 1 year old in May! I wanna do something special on that day. I'ma think about what I should do. Peaceeeee

Middle Finger Here, Middle Finger There! LoL

2009-03-28T13:49:00.002-04:00

Kayo Black finally joining the movement! Check out his blog-http://kayoblack.blogspot.com/

Send ur pics to excess09@aol.com. Keep the movement moving!

Middle Finger Club Baby, It's A Movement!

2009-03-28T00:36:00.009-04:00

Candace sporting that good old MFC! check her blog out http://candacebaybee.blogspot.com/!

2009-03-27T20:36:00.003-04:00

Meet the newest member of the Middle Finger Club! My homegirl Dori. Even tho she mean muggin in the pic she still cute as hell lol- Yall go follow her blog she's cool like me!.

Send those middle finger pics to excess09@aol.com!

Day Of Good News

2009-03-26T19:01:00.006-04:00

So I got a phone call today from my mom, telling me my older bro and his wife just gave birth to my 3rd nephew. Pretty good feeling. It's funny how none of my nephews or nieces are full black. I guess ima be the one to make history in the family when I produce the first ever 100% black baby lol. Then again...could you imagine a lil version of me running around? hmmm

Tomorrow i'm scheduled to call into the Caliente show on Arizzmaradio.com to talk about my weird Twitter habits lol. But next Friday me and all the Bronson boys gonna be at the radio station live discussing our music/brand etc so tune in! www.arizzmaradio.com

How To Create A Twittering Teddybear!

2009-03-24T21:52:00.004-04:00

LoL this is great, if I was a geek I think i'd actually make one of these...then again...i'd never butcher any of my teddy bears. Must be out yo monkey ass mind.

The Beer Chronicles # 1

2009-03-24T15:53:00.002-04:00

Beer is one of the oldest drinks known to man—and one of my favorites. While many people enjoy drinking light beer and less expensive beer, some beer drinkers are still connoisseurs even though they don’t sip wine. The world’s most expensive beers are proof enough of that. A lot of you probably don't know this, but Carlsberg Vintage is the most expensive beer. It runs for about $395 per bottle. Crazy huh? Funny thing is, only 600 bottles were ever made. It's kinda sad that it's only sold in Denmark. Sighs...I love beer.

What Do Old People Do? Besides Drool When They Talk

2009-03-23T10:45:00.011-04:00

Good morning people! I just looked out my window and said Hi to my white neighbors. They gave me that rich people wave (the type of wave the Queen of England does) Like wtf. I Like Jenny tho. The fact that her and her bf have sex in the pool late at night when they think no one is watching (when indeed someone is watching) is hilarious to me lol.

I need a fat chick. Their self esteem level is like -3 so its so easy to tell them anything and make them believe it. Sighs...i need a fat one.

I woke up this morning and watched the news (for the first time in forever), and I noticed that alot of these female reporters are sexy as fuck. I don't get it tho, if your so beautiful... why would you wann be a boring news reporter? Think about it, who watches the news? Millions of old people with no lives. SO why would you wanna grow up to be a news reporter knowing that your beautiful face is gonna be seen by nothing but old people? If I was a hot chick, chances are i'd be a stripper or something. That's what hot chicks suppose to do. Be strippers and hookers, put that sexy face and sexy body to good use, dont just stand infront of a camera holding a mic telling old people what the weather is gonna be like when the old people who are watching you are probably sleeping anyways cause their so fuckin old. Sighs....life. I'ma go listen some Beethoven. It's therapeutic. Try it.

Middle Finger Girls Club? LoL

2009-03-22T19:50:00.005-04:00

This suppose to be a "Middle Finger Boys Club" but i'll make an exception for my niece Jazmine lol.

Sunday Morninggggg Oh Yeaaa

2009-03-22T10:24:00.003-04:00

I donno whats more addictive, Kaybear, making beats, Twitter, writing on this pointless blog or playing my Wii. Sighs, the life of a bum, don't you all wish you were me?? I would if I were you lol...no offence.

Since it's Sunday morning, I think i'ma go listen to that song by Maroon 5 called "Sunday Morning". It gives me a nice warm feeling inside (no homo)

Almost 1 Year Old!

2009-03-21T15:18:00.003-04:00

Damn, This blog is almost one year old. Imagine I came on here just to talk a bunch a buffoonary, I didn't expect to still be on this blogger shit, but it gets addicting.

Jumping out the windowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Build A Bear Coming soon! PMS Radio trying play our music. I'ma let yall know when it's official. Visit their myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=448495472. Ron Browz is a bitch but hey wat can we do.

I love Twitter, allows me to have convos with my favorite pornstars!

Umm yea i'm out. Hard work pays off, so lemme go get my job done.

LoL This Cool, I Need One!

2009-03-20T18:43:00.001-04:00

The Band Will be Back Together

2009-03-19T21:09:00.002-04:00

Sighs- "The Clique" haven't been running together lately. Dwayne in NYC, Qua on tour with his school, Pete and Brooks on the west coast chasing blondes, and i'm just here in Jersey. DOn't worry tho, this summer the band will be back together again! no homo

My Nintendo Wii came today. The UPS dude tried to pull a slick one on me. The nigga backed up the truck in front the house, he peeped his head out the window and yelled "aye can you come down and get this package". Like wtf this niggga think this is? Self service? Did I mention it's raining? I yelled back "how about you come through the back , i'll leave the door open for you". This nigga wanted me to walk outside, in the rain, and go to his truck, sign the Diad (thats what the lil machine thing is called) and then walk back to my door....in the rain. Must be out his monkey ass mind. The Wii is cool tho, i gotta order more games for that shit.

ugh I missed half of ugly betty last week, now i'm lost tonight aint dat a bitch.

The Oral Office

2009-03-18T15:59:00.002-04:00

Am I the only one that thinks President Obama probably signed his stimulus package at the same desk where President Clinton got his package stimulated?

Ok it's about a month since da whole Rhianna getting her ass whooped thing went down. Why is everybody actin like this is the first time shit like this happened? Alota bitches get their asses whooped by their men, how come before it was acceptable, now all of a sudden everybody with a brain suddenly grew an opinion about it? Same thing happened when Don Imus made the comment bout those nappy headed hoes on the basketball team. When he said dat shit, suddenly it's wrong to disrespect women, but before that it was acceptable in the rap songs n shit. America just waits patiently for some shit to happen so they could use it as chance to redeem themselves in some kinda way.

Can't Wait To See This Shit!!!

2009-03-16T23:20:00.000-04:00

Morning World!

2009-03-16T12:50:00.005-04:00

Hello Neighbors! It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Lol.

I beat the flu! I'm not sick anymore!

I'm home alone right now...which means...I'LL ATTACK THE PORN COLLECTION!!! finally after a fuckin week of laying down, sippin soup and listening to Mozart, I can finally kick back and watch Kapri Styles deepthroat a black borito. Life is sweet in Bronsonville.

God my nuts hurt. They're so damn big. They weigh me down when I walk. Feels like 20 pound dumb bells hangin from between my legs. I need a paper clip or something so I could pin em up to something so they dont dangle so much.
I look like a terrorist right now tho. I aint shaved my face in weeks but heyyyyyyy who's 5'9, and better looking than 10 movie stars??? meee duhh

This Is What Happened In My Sleep :)

2009-03-15T18:04:00.001-04:00

Pillow Talk #3

2009-03-14T14:45:00.005-04:00

I've been sick for the last couple days! The Devil finally caught up with me. I've been laying in the couch rockin my Sponge bob socks and my Transformers robe.

But yooooo, its not official yet, but our music might be getting played next Wednesday on this internet radio station out there in NYC!

Pillow Talk #2

2009-03-12T01:00:00.002-04:00

When you understand someone and they understand you, is the best feeling ever! Last year I thought I was going crazy and losing my mind after me and Slim Jim called it quits, but now the future looks alot brighter!

Hey check me out on this twitter shit, my friends keep buggin me about joining

www,twitter.com/jaysonbronson

Pillow Talk

2009-03-11T18:54:00.004-04:00

Hello neighbors! LoL that was some Mr Rogers shit (God Bless his soul!)
Damn
Vanessa Carlton use to be so sexy to me...that was random, but yea lol back in high school I woulda beat the breaks off her booty but now...i'd probably take her to the steakhouse.

But yea, yesterday I was on the train, minding my own business (reading the Art of War!) when this weird Taliban looking dude came on the train. He had a turban, long ass beard andddddddd this nigga had a hiking backpack on his back. Worst of all, he chose to sit next to me. Now first of all...it's March...and it's cold as fuck outside...who da fuck walks around with a hiking backpack? Did I mention we're in NYC? Aint no mountains in NYC. So soon as he sat next to me, my first reaction was to move. So soon as his ass hit the seat, my ass left the seat (no homo). I moved to the other side, cause if what he had in the backpack exploded, I didn't want blood n shit spilling on my suit. So when I moved to the other side, I guess he got offended, and kept staring at me, and me being the asshole I am, i stared right back at his lil itty bitty suicidal eyes. These non english speakin niggaz think they're tough these days.

This Shit Is Real Fam!

2009-03-11T17:34:00.000-04:00

I know i've posted this on the blog a bunch of times already, and everyone saw it on my Stickam page since 2007, but i'm proud to say that today makes it 2 years since i've been donating to this movement!

Check Them Out At www.stophungernow.org

We Outta Here Baby!

2009-03-09T23:37:00.003-04:00

AMazing how u get treated after u do so much for people.
"Until never comes, thats when you can talk to me again" lmao i gotta use dat more often, well i'm off to bed!

P.S- someone got me in their SIMS game!

MFBC

2009-03-09T21:18:00.000-04:00

Eric getting in some "Middle Finger Boys Club" action, thanks for the pic bro

Jaytube Presents- Jay's Shindig!

2009-03-09T21:17:00.001-04:00

Another great night in 08, So why not re-live it? lol

Thanks to everyone for coming out, i appreciate it. Got tons of other pics and videos but too lazy to upload all them shits so suck hot balls lol jk. Well tootles, time to eat dinner and sleep got a busy day tomorrow!

MovieParty
Uploaded by jaydiddy85

Some of the peeps that came thru

Me, My homie Nessa and My wigga Mike aka Chedda

Me and Nikki Wikki lol

Dwayne, Randy and the party poopers behind them lol

Me and my wigga Pete lol

Kids don't try this at home- 6am and still playing beer pong smh

Rilz flirtin lol

Me, Rilz and Nessa

Me and my homegurl Fendi

Dwayne lookin fucked up lol Sarah and Kevin behind him lookin even more fucked up lol

The Boys!

Blow Me A Dub

2009-03-09T19:03:00.005-04:00

I aint no dumb nigga. I know some of these girls that talk to me only do it cause they think me or some of the dudes in my company are gonna dig up something on them or some shit like that. That's funny to me. Stop using me as an umbrella, my name isn't Rhianna, it's Jayson Bronson. Ya'll really think I don't have nothin better to do than digging shit up on people? I got my own problems. I'ma just start ignoring some of these chicks. I only know a few gurls that are genuine friends, and those are the ones I respect the most, they know who they are.

I got a job interview tomorrow, time to go pamper myself with a nice bubble bath and then iron out my well put together suit.

Dame Haze- Lost Love Video Preview

2009-03-09T18:53:00.002-04:00

Thanks to the homie Rob for the lil video he made. Entire vid coming soon

Bear Br@!ns

2009-03-07T20:48:00.004-05:00

You ever wondered what someone would be if they were still alive? Like, what would that person be doing if they were still here? Sometimes I think about the people that die each and every second, from whatever reason, and I think about what that person would be doing if they survived that extra second. Or how about- Have you ever wondered what you and your ex would of become if yall were still together? Hmm I donno, I think too much sometimes Lol. I'm pretty sure i'm not the only one who has these thoughts tho. ANyways, Peaceee. It's movie night :)

Peace Fire!

2009-03-06T12:59:00.003-05:00

I don't want no problems! LoL. I remember last year I was on offense. I was the one going out to start trouble. This year I'm on defense. I'ma just sit back and eat my pancakes, sip my orange juice, drink my milk (soy of course, i'm lactose!),take my vitamins and not do shit to noooooobody...unless i'm provoked and force to Chris Brown a hoe.

Damn That Shit Big! (No Homo)

2009-03-03T19:32:00.009-05:00

Probably my favorite shoe of all time, but that's a big one

Vagina Diary

2009-03-02T16:35:00.005-05:00

The Vagina is weird. I donno how some girls can get off by fingering, and then some can get off by rubbing their clit (to be more professional...clitoral stimulation!) lOl i just googled dat shit lol But yea why is the vagina so fuckin weird? Why can't it be one or the other? Thank God I Got nuts (no homo)
Question for everyone out there, if a gurl's tits stick out 2 inches past her stomach, is she still considered sexy? In my book, she's the most beautiful woman in the world lol

Ed Say's "Fuck You" LoL

2009-03-02T14:46:00.004-05:00

Mah nigga Edwin saw me and Qua's middle finger pic, and he sent his lol. All you need now is the censorship bar across you're eyes and you'll officially be a member of the MFBC- Middle Finger Boys Club lol

I Know I'm Late, But Fuck It LoL

2009-02-28T15:19:00.004-05:00

Yall probably saw this already but now you can hear the full track on the mixtape and on the Br@!n Tunes. Song produced by ME of course!

Middle Fingers Up!

2009-02-27T13:02:00.003-05:00

God Damnnnn. 13 year old dude making babies n shit. I'm jealous, cause at 13 I was still shootin blanks.

Oh yea, I was watching this D-Block interview, and they were talkin about how kids these days wearing tight pants and how it's gay and blah blah blah. How does wearing skinny jeans make you gay? I think people forget what the definition of being gay is. I don't have nothing against gay people (even tho I use "no homo" alot, but thats just funny as hell to say lol) but yea, i dont have anything against gay people at all. They said wearing skinny jeans make u gay, but what about these niggas that walk around in baggy jeans, and got them sagging so low that their ass is hanging out? Isn't that gay too? (in their definition of what being gay is). Like, why would a man wanna walk around with his ass hanging out, showing another man his tighty whities? Niggas just need to look at themselves before they go judging other people. So middle finger to you.

Cam'ron- I Use To Get It In Ohio!

2009-02-27T12:59:00.000-05:00

This is my favorite song at the moment (hence why its on da blog lol). That blue jacket Cam rockin is dope as fuck. Killa!

Jesus Camp

2009-02-26T18:41:00.004-05:00

Air Bronson!

2009-02-26T14:21:00.012-05:00

The homie Qua is Upstate New York right now, and sent me some pics. Looks like he's catchin some air...literally lol.

Womp Womp

2009-02-25T22:36:00.003-05:00

Nah seriously tho, today was the first day in a longggg time, that i've actually utilized the entire day. I woke up at 5am , left the house at 6am, came back home like at 6pm then made music until now (10:37pm) so yea, the whole day was used. Feels good. I wore pink and green socks today too so that raised my self esteem alot. I showed up like half hour late for my job interview (stopped to get my shoes shined by those weird looking white people at Penn Station) Which kinda pissed off the interviewer guy (which I didn't really give two shits) which kinda ruined my chances at the job (boo hoo) but ehh, i'm Jayson Bronson, when my dreams turn to dust, I just go get the vacuum cleaner and suck it up (no homo).

2009-02-25T22:33:00.002-05:00

Your Bronson Membership Has Been Cancelled!

2009-02-23T20:36:00.006-05:00

I've been reading Joe's blog lately. The poems are crazy on dat shit.

I hate when niggaz throw in their two cents on shit that don't concern them. Actin like they my father n shit. When you lose a brother, a nephew, a sister in law, 2 best friends and a father in a short 3 year time period, aint too much shit anyone could tell you. Some people just got alota nerve these days. Like, how you gonna tell me how to run my life when you moved from the hood to the suburbs but still act like you in the hood, with all your "gang bangin" So just chill out with that peanut butter n jelly bullshit. "Friends" get deleted the same way they get deleted on Myspace. It's that easy. Unloyal ass nigga.

On a brighter note...

I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and realized how cute I am, so I decided to make the rest of me goodlooking as well. Which means it's time to do some working out. It's sucks but hey, gotta do what you gotta do! P.S- I know it sounds like i'm in a bad mood, but i'm honestly not. Nights are always exciting for me, you know why!

Budden Drops Tomorrow!!!

2009-02-23T15:03:00.004-05:00

Joe Budden's "Padded Room" drops tomorrow! Can't wait to actually go out and buy this shit. This is gonna be the only album i'll be listening to this entire year. If you ever watched his youtube vids, you'll see this dude is a real down to earth person. Not like ur typical rapper who has to hide behind some pointless image. SO yea, music gonna be fire!

Dame Haze- Lost Love

2009-02-23T02:40:00.000-05:00

Off that Build A Bear Mixtape!

Aaliyah- One In a Million Remix (Produced By Me Of Course)

2009-02-21T21:57:00.003-05:00

Hottest chick in RnB, collab with the greatest Bronson!

Jason's Brain- The Animation LoL

2009-02-21T03:19:00.004-05:00

My friend emailed me this drawing. It's cool as hell. It turns out this author by the name of Robert Munsch did an online children's story, and guess what he named it...Jason's Brain! What a coinky dink thats the name of my blog. All this time i'm thinking to myself that i'm the only genius who came up with such a cool title, i guess not :( lol CLICK HERE TO READ STORY

I'm Good

2009-02-20T21:52:00.006-05:00

Friday night, just chillin tonight. Qua, Dwayne, Pete, Roy and all my otha niggas are out partying. I've been partying less these last couple months. Someone been keepin me company lately (doin a damn good job at it too!)I appreciate that from her. Ugh, I hate when my female friends get mad when I write something about another chick. Its not like they were thinking about me or tryna get with me or somethin, now all of a sudden its a problem when I say something nice about another chick. Girls are just weird lol.
Feels good to be appreciated by the right people. Alot of people pretend like they appreciate you just to be on your good side. Then theres people that actually do appreciate you for you. I know a few people like that...maybe 2 or 3.

I'm lookin in the mirror and notice my eyebrows kinda bushy, i gotta get em done tomorrow. Goodnight folks.

P.S- Clueless theme song on Imeem- ignore that. :) insiderrrrr

Yall Niggas Are Dumb...

2009-02-20T16:12:00.006-05:00

I'm not really skinny, i'm just small boned

Lol, anyways- I know you celebrity bloggers are having a field day with that Rhianna photo smh. I read like 5 blogs today and they all got the fuckin pic. Like, that's what we have Entertainment tonight and Inside Edition for (also radio stations, talk shows, and other type of media). It's not like yall got some exclusive photo or info that no one else got. So I donno whats the point of posting the pic on your blog for, everyone already saw it. When your bf slap da shit outta you and give u a black eye, take a pic of urself and post it. Seriously, if it was raining brains, most of you wouldn't need an umbrella, cause you wouldn't get wet. Think about it.

Misha Fashion Show & Tom And Jerry's!

2009-02-20T11:26:00.004-05:00

This is a throwback post from last year. I had lots a fun on this day, so why not re-live it!

So the other day I went to Misha's fashion show and watched Krystal walk the runway for the first time which was pretty dope!

Getting fitted backstage

Lol look at Penelope in the background grabbing her boobs

Walk it out baby! yeaa

Dwayne was colorful tonight lol

And I was on my Kanye shit lol

Sippin that good old Veuve Clicquot. I could buy some Pradas with this bottle lmao

Hey look who showed up after walking the runway all night...Krystal!

Sometimes I look at myself and i say "hmmm, now that I think about it, I'm as cute as my father"

Goodlooks!

2009-02-18T22:56:00.001-05:00

Feels good when people take the time out of their busy day to come on here and read my thoughts!
CLICK TO MAKE BIGGER

CLICK TO MAKE BIGGER

2009-02-18T22:09:00.005-05:00

10:09pm- As I lay in my twin size bed wearing my Calvin Klein tighty whities, I ask myself...would vagina come with a receipt when you buy it? Could it be returned? Could you exchange that vagina for another? Would the vagina be insured in case it gets damaged during sex? Seriously, think about it. What if vagina was like literally a "body part" that you had to go to Home Depot to buy, and then you'd take it home and get a power drill and screw it in between your wife's legs. Wouldn't that be some shit?

I Met Her Tomorrow!

2009-02-17T13:54:00.003-05:00

So I was watching that T.I show (by force) and it's just funny how he tries to change these kids lives now, after he got himself into the situation he's in right now. Before then, those kids were the last things on his mind smh. Good way to make yourself look good before you get butt fucked! Rappers are cool.
My subscription to my Valentine's Day Archie Comic Book didn't arrive yet. V-day already passed and still no book showed up. If anyone from Riverdale is reading this...i'll sue you guys for my shit! Lol nah seriously tho...i want my fuckin book I paid for dammit.
Where is my Amy Rose today??? :(

In My Sleep Promo

2009-02-17T12:48:00.004-05:00

Probably the most profound/intense Budden video ever! Can't wait for it to drop.

Joe Budden - "In My Sleep" Promo from Three/21 Films on Vimeo.

Well Isn't This Akward

2009-02-16T11:33:00.016-05:00

I woke up in a pretty good mood today. I find it akward because I usually wake up in a grumpy mood (especially if i wake up with a wedgie). Must be because I had a good time last night :)
Does anyone else ever think of their life as being a movie? Ehhh I donno where dat came from lol. Nevermind Ummmmm...this is probably the first time i've ever ran out of shit to say (big surprise right?) Other people might delete stuff they write if it doesn't make sense, but I like to keep it just to make the post seem longer.
I have't been angry lately, so that's a good thing. When I get angry I usually say and do things without thinking about consequences, which usually pushes me back instead of moving me forward in life (which explains why i'm still stuck in 2003 when I should be in 2009 with the rest of u lol) but that's cool, i'ma catch up once I let go of some resentment shit and some bitterness I still haven't gotten over.
I should do what Bruce Lee said in Enter The Dragon, when the white dude asked him what's his fighting style and he says something like "fighting without fighting" then he out smarts him and leaves him in the river on a boat by himself lol...yea

P.S- Girls don't ever make me blush, but I must say that after reading what Kaybear wrote about me, it sure did make my face turn red (or purple since im negro)Lol but ya, thank you lots for making me happy, not too many people do that these days.

When The Money Goes, Will The Honeys Stay? LoL

2009-02-15T00:58:00.001-05:00

Thank you Nikki for the chocolate!

Happy Vday To All.

2009-02-14T14:18:00.002-05:00

I'm in NYC right now at the crib. Looks like a beautiful day. Happy Vday to everyone. I received a lil present today for someone. I'm not gonna open it yet till I get back to Jersey which will be either Thursday or Friday, but i'd like to say thanks to that person. Wanna also say Happy Birthday to my older bro. He's lucky, he gets to have a bday and vday in the same day lol. My boy just called and want me to go to his crib and chill but he lives in the ghetto. I don't think i'll go. I'm dressed way too cute to be seen in the hood. I'll probably go chill in SOHO. Adiossssss.

You Be The Judge

2009-02-13T19:09:00.009-05:00

Today I was thinking about something. I wanna ask my readers something very serious. Would you be pissed off if your wife gave birth to a hideous baby? I would be pissed if my wife screwed me over and gave me some porch monkey looking kid. Also, is it wrong for a parent to consider their kids ugly? We all know that parents ALWAYS consider their kids to be the most beautiful things in the world, when in reality they're not. I know if I had an ugly kid, i'd be ashamed to even tell people that's my creation. Let's say I was a parent teacher meeting, and another parent came up to me and asked if that was my kid, i'd probably just give them a quick "yea" then i'd quickly change the subject. So once again, is it wrong for a parent to consider their kids ugly? Or should they go about pretending and lying to them about how beautiful they are when they're not. Leave some comments, i'm really interested in this matter.

Words From A Pimp!

2009-02-13T17:07:00.002-05:00

R.I.P to those who died in that plane crash last night in New York. It's crazy how just last month we had a plane crash and everyone survived, now just last night another plane crash where everyone died. That's some weird shit.

Somebody was asking me about the comments I made about the Rhianna & Chris Brown. No I don't condone what the nigga did. I just said he was a G for what he did, since everyone saw him as the "all American nice guy" when really he was undercover gangster lol. But nah, I wouldn't wish that on any woman. Not at all.

On a lighter note, nothing exciting happened today, but tomorrow night it's gonna be poppin at Tom & Jerry's Valentines Night special. You already know the boys gonna be there!

Secret Wars- Art Battle

2009-02-13T14:56:00.002-05:00

Secret Wars takes the concept of battling in a different direction as it features two competitors squaring off in a 90 minute art freestyle session. Each contestant is given a huge 20 foot mural with no prior knowledge of themes and must then put something together in an interactive environment as art-lovers look on. No sketch-books are allowed effectively ensuring that this is truly on the spot ingenuity. Winners are determined via a three point system. Two judges as well as a crowd-component measured via a decibel reader are used to determine a winner. The images seen here were taken from an event that took place in London